Calvin! Hobbes here to tell you to CALM DOWN!
You are Scientist. This is Scientific! Just look at all the wires and dials and stuff!
Thomas Jefferson's Polygraph
Why does this device look so much like a giant mousetrap?
Don't worry. Go Nuclear.
Wikipedia on Polygraphs - www.antipolygraph.org
It Started with UC, let's end it with UC!
(to paraphrase LASG and/or POGO)
